Facebook

My friends broke up on face book, as crazy as that sounds
Our one thousand and twenty friends all watched the deal go down
Some one tagged a photo, then a gift got sent
My I phone got the message and the news feed told the rest
Then all hell broke loose

The posts showed up like wildfire, who is that girl they wrote
My girlfriend was beside herself so she sent out a post
I’m am now single, my ex is a dirty dog
And I wanted want you all to read this, see the details on my blog
That’s where you’ll learn the thruth

My friends broke up on facebook so stupid so insane
All their posts back and forth we’ll never be the same
I admit I got sucked in with the excitement of it all
As we watched the soap unfolding, right there on their wall

Our friends all took sides, the posts became outrageous
Everyone on a mission, the drama was contagious
It was a daily battle, for all the world to see
Facebook ain’t the place to hang your dirty laundy

My friends broke up on facebook so stupid so insane
All their posts back and forth we’ll never be the same
I admit I got sucked in with the excitement of it all
As we watched the soap unfolding, right there on their wall

I learned my lesson, I won’t get lost this time
Facebook, oh facebook, I can’t wait to get back on line

Cherelle Jardine 2009